Adult games, reviewed properly.

There's a lot of garbage out there. Pay-to-progress traps, half-finished Patreon projects, the same five reskinned dating sims. We sit through them so you don't have to. Scores are out of 10 and we're stingy with anything above a 7.

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More on the way. We don't post a review until we've actually finished the game, and that takes as long as it takes.

What we're playing right now

Currently grinding through Treasure of Nadia (week two, halfway through act 3) and replaying Summertime Saga after the new update. Reviews coming whenever they're actually done — we don't post until we finish a route, and there are a lot of routes.

How we score

10 is theoretical. We've never given one. 8+ means buy it. 6–7 is "wait for a sale or a free weekend." Below 5 is for stuff we regret installing. We finish (or get bored of) every game before scoring it — no first-impression reviews, no paid placements, and we mark anything that was a press copy.